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Andrew has a series of arguments with various writing utensils while in an effort to concoct a sketch for ComedyCoup on CBC.
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malaprops live by 10 simple rules/morals, contained in a step by step booklet.
Never let anybody know how much dough you hold.
Never let anybody know your next move. Move in silence.
Never trust anybody. Your own mother could set you up if situations warranted it, hoodied and masked up, layin' in the bushes to light that ass up.
Never get high on your own supply.
Never sell where you reside.
That goddamn credit? Dead it.
Keep your family and business completely separated - so underrated.
Never keep anything prohibited by law on your person.
Stay the fuck away from police.
Consignment is strictly for live men, not for freshmen. If you ain't got the clientele, say hell no. Money will be demanded rain, sleet, hail, or snow.
Jordon is currently alive, and using oxygen to produce carbon dioxide as we speak. In addition, Jordon is very adept at creating hemoglobin during this very process. He is also in possession of a coveted lymph system, with a great many lymphocytes. Controversially, he also holds a wide and varied series of bacteria, but are supposedly invaluable to his immune system.
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